Dear God of heaven,
I don’t know how to pray
But a few words from my mouth
May show the wants of my heart

I’m not worth to pray
But see, God my neighbour has a wife
I’m not lustfull at all
But i pray if given a chance
I will treat her better than him

Dear God of heaven
If my answers are given
I promise to change my drinking habits
From drinking five bottles a week
To drinking three bottles a day

Dear God of heaven,
I’m not selfish as many say
Try and give me wealth
And all the beggars in town
Will be happily eating crumbs at my doorstep

Dear God of heaven,
I’m not an adulterer at all
All i pray to you father
Give me two or three women today
To prove to my loving wife
And the neighbours at our home
I’m still good in bed

Dear God of heaven
When my answers will be answered
I promise to go to church
During the weddings of saints
And parties of the church
My generosity will be seen
As i supply free booze to saints


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Author: Judaisky

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