AN EPISTLE OF JUDAISKY TO AFRICA ????
CHAPTER 8, VERSE 23
GIVE IT TIME ⌚
Peter: Hello… You smoke Garri abi? Who be your dear?… You chop winch àbi?… Which son are you taking about?… Abeg free me before I write your tribute… Me and my friend no get pikin from you, sheby Tony is the father, the lover bird, go and ask him of money… You dey craze… Which yeye child will bring glory and fame? Dey deceive yourself… You better go sell him off to orphanage… Sharap witch… Abeg get out of my phone and don’t call it again if you don’t want me to kill you by myself eehn. (He hangs up in annoyance.)
Paul: Oboy this one your face dey sing BUHARI MUST GO, wetin happen?
(He asks, waving Chioma to leave their presence.)
Peter: No be that girl weh you impregnate for your village, she said she needs money to send David to school. (He drinks in anger.)
Paul: Ogun kill you. Me weh no Sabi fuck self. (They all laugh it out.
Not quite long, someone comes in, calling out Peter and Paul, that the School management is calling them.)
Peter: What do you think they are calling us for again? (He asks as he adjusts his belt)
Paul: Maybe they want to promote us na, you sha know. (He bounces down from the table he is sitting on and leads the way.
They get to the school management office and the song changes on them.)
Dr Clement: Your deeds have reached me ears and I personally can’t bear them anymore.
All the cultists in this campus have been forewarned to mellow down and blend to the authorities of the school but you guys killed even the messanger we sent. Now the time has come, you are hereby advised to withdraw with immediate effect. (He signs a document right before him)
Paul: E be like say you be JJC here abi, àbí Mr Messi you no alert this man as e say be for this school? (He dramatically displays his hooliganism)
Dr Clement: Don’t bother raising an alarm to call on your members, they have been captured already, both scorpion, Gentle bullet, Nice and other members are already expelled. (He flips his finger and the police officers there drag out five cultists. Peter and Paul are surprised because they are the people they are actually going to report the management to.)
Paul: Abeg oga, no do us like this na eehn, we are very sorry for everything, we are very sorry sir (They prostrate flat on the floor).
Dr Clement: if by tomorrow you still find them in the school, treat them as criminals. (He instructs the police officers and leaves at once while the officers chase them out.
They didn’t know where else to go than to go to their homes.)
Till I cross your path_
I hang my pen ????
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