*u ask your far
with reading? They say they
haven’t started…only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers will be telling you “buying my handout is not
compulsory” but class Rep…let me have the list of those that have

* You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG… I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now.

* If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find…try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.

*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school

*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.

*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test….turns to the
board to write. Before he turns back—–class don full. Lol

*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots

*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force.

* It’s always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
Abeg send dis to ur friendz and let’s hail all 9ja university students….



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